Let us be perfectly clear and brutally honest as we begin this new adventure. There is nothing wrong with the Gregorian Calendar, as it is currently implemented. It is true that it defers to the natural periods around us, in the mean, but this is understood by all to be a sort of custom-built schedule that we would be well-advised not to bother with, at this time. Furthermore, there are no great benefits to be reaped in this massively expensive windwill-chase, other than serving, perhaps, to lift Man's idea of Himself above, yet, more natural events and objects and rules.

Even better, though, is the fact that MUDAT is a totally asinine and unnecessary change that is almost guaranteed to greatly annoy everyone who is interested in solving real problems, rather than wasting time explaining why natural cycles and events led to many different cultural developments that are much better, stronger, and more adaptable than any of the contrived and artificial replacements that liberals love to offer in their vain attempts to prove that they always know better than those pesky evolutionary pressures these same liberals want to teach all kids are the most powerful and useful forces on Earth. One would have thought that these deluded fools would have learned their lesson with Esperanza.

The MUDAT movement represents an important new step forward by socially annoying groups in that it pesters society to disconnect from not one, but TWO of humanity's most basic and important measurement scales, and for no identifiably important purpose - which is the exact quality an idea must have, in order to find it possible to secure any sort of funding from the usual annoyance-capitalists. MUDAT followers call on all those, unlucky enough to live around them, to break their cultural, logical and emotional ties to the natural periods that the classic calendars were originally modeled on. The reign of the pagans must come to an end.

While there are no real, or tangible, benefits that one can envision flowing from the changing of all of society to accomodate MUDAT - which is what eventually secured our leftist funding - this should not stop society from being forced to accomodate MUDAT, even though all of the MUDAT periodics will be seen to come into conflict with any number of classic solar AND lunar-period based events. Even the basic work week will demand that society start to open its mind, and its wallet, to pay for the massive conflicts that will exist between those small-minded, obstinate people still running on the (out-of-letist-fashion) classic date and time and those brave souls who will have seen the light and become beholden to the MUDAT faith, as the MUDAT-required work week (a MetDeciday) is a 10-metDay cycle that consists of 6 metDays working, 1 metDay of rest, and 3 metDays of recreation.